As moms to seven kids, we feel it’s our responsibility to let you know what to actually expect when you have a baby. Because everything that you thought would be, is NOT – it’s actually the exact opposite.
Don’t think that you’re going to pop the champagne from the hospital bed and celebrate the fact that you’re a new mom.
You’re going to put your hair up and never take it out, at least not for the next two years. (Don’t worry, you won’t be looking in the mirror anytime soon, so you won’t even realize what a disaster you are.)
You’re going to get an ice pack for your swollen, sore, pulsating, unrecognizable cooch.
You’re going to buy yourself some comfortable underwear that’s large enough to cover the pooch and hold ALL the padding.
You’re going to spritz your vagina three times a day.
You’re going to use laxatives so that you don’t push your uterus right out of your body when you poop.
And you’re going to watch our latest #MOMTRUTH video to prepare yourself and laugh at the fact that we’ve all been there and you’re so not alone.