There are many things about motherhood we don’t quite understand, but we are legitimately mind-blown when it comes to our children’s “punishments” because they are things that us moms can only dream of.
We would LOVE…
…to be put down for a nap or a full night’s sleep without any interruptions – the room set to a perfect temperature and filled with relaxing sounds and the windows covered by black out blinds. That seriously sounds like the sweetest dream of all time.
…to be sent to our room without being allowed to talk to anyone. Umm, yes, please! Give us a timeout. We need a minute alone in peace.
…to be forced to stay home from a party. Thank God! We didn’t want to socialize with anyone anyways. Or get dressed. Or move in general.
…to be asked to finish everything on our plate. A full plate, our own plate, all to ourselves? We’re used to scarfing down crusts while standing over the counter, so this sounds amazing.
…to be told to take a bath. YES! We’d love to take a bath. We will lay in that bath for hours if you let us.
Seriously, what is going on in this world? Kids don’t even realize how good they have it. Every single thing they complain about is the same thing us moms dream about. We want to be punished every dang day!
Watch our latest #MOMTRUTH below for more of our dream punishments.